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When Measuring One's Penis Part 2

Men's Cyzo - Original Japanese Date: March 30th, 2014
English Translation Published: October 28th, 2014

Japanese men are surveyed about when and how they measured themselves if ever in order to find out if size really is an issue.

(Translator's note: This post is a continuation of a previous entry.)

I don't think there are any men who have not measured their penises (or had them measured), but upon further research, I was proven wrong. There are unexpectedly 'measuring virgins' out there and here's what they have to say:

1. I don't know how to measure

Do I measure from above or below? Sitting or standing? What if my gut is in the way? Men with these kinds of worries often end up not finding an ideal situation to measure themselves.


2. Hiding from reality

Some are overweight and due to this lack the confidence to be intimate with women let alone step on the scale. This fragile mental state makes measuring their manhoods a fraught feat continually best put off for another day.


3. No reason to measure

Some men associate measuring their size akin to filling to the mundane tests performed during a physical examination. 'Is there a point to this?' some wonder. That being said, the length of one down there certainly is no requirement for a healthy life.


4. I tried getting hard to measure it, but...

Some men may have tried by first getting handjobs, but the sensation was simply too great and the predicable happened. After finishing, they entered that nearly asexual state post-orgasm where cares of the carnal cease to be and the cycle keeps on repeating itself every time the urge to measure returns.



Big penises are not necessarily ideal. However, although measuring may seem not very adult-like, it's best to avoid becoming a 'measuring virgin' and get it over with. It's a worthwhile experience.


Written by Mikako Kikuchi.
Mikako Kikuchi was born on March 17th, 1977 in Morioka, Iwate Prefecture. Between the ages of 21 and 29, she worked as a cabaret club hostess, telephone sex operator, and an AV actress. She now writes for a living.


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(Translator's note: Penis size does not matter. That's for sure. As seen in various Japanese adult videos, not every actor possesses a massive member and some are downright minuscule. Big or small, they certainly know how to use it in order to make themselves and their AV star partners caterwaul with pleasure.)

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